“Come to Afghanistan for the food! Stay because now you can’t leave, you American infidel”
Real shame they blew up those statues of Buddha. Those might have draw in some tourists. :|
Who DOESN’T want to visit a bloodthirsty theocratic warlord-state?
Well, plenty of people vacation in America
Hey! I don’t think we have warlords here by the strict definition of the term.
Our warlords go to work in business suits
Just give it another year or so.
As bad as the US can be, it’s not even close.
“Come to Afghanistan! Enjoy our wonderful mus- Shop for fashionable cl- Enjoy our historic sculpt- We play a game that’s kind of like polo with a goat carcass, check it out!”
Yeah, see this is why it’s important to have a project plan beforehand. If we’d known “tourism” was on the roadmap we’d have done a few things differently.
Hell no
Looking for something to do?
You can throw the first stone for only $9.99.
Honey! We can go to Afghanistan where we can live out my dream of you being human cattle!?
Borat Trilogy confirmed. How amazing if Sacha went over in disguise.
If you ever feel like your job is difficult keep in mind there is someone with this job.
Wasn’t there some influencer who went there last year to prove he was safer there than in the West and they murdered him?
The Onion?
Found it - Miles Routledge, and he wasn’t murdered, “just” captured and held prisoner by the Taliban for eight months.
Miles described his time of imprisonment as a “holiday” and “living the lap of luxury”, saying he was kept in a luxurious guest house, with several Taliban servants, and that he has been treated well during his time there, even being able to buy an Xbox, and being well fed with foods like pizza and kebabs. He recently went back to Afghanistan to visit his friends in the GDI and plans to open businesses such a gold mine there
I heard they don’t even chop off your head anymore! I was floored! They only scratch it a little now. It’s like that Catholic thing where they mark the doors red and they mark their forehead with ashes. But they do run you over and stone you. It’s an improvement.
Guessing men only?
the word woo makes me think Muhammad is going to suck my dick
Who needs Muhammed when the Taliban are lining up to suck capitalisms dick?
No, no, don’t worry, they’re attracting Chinese tourists and selling the nation’s mineral rights to Chinese corporations, so it’s actually Socialism With Chinese Characteristics.
They should launch a brutal attack on Israel to get everyone on their side
Literally no one is thinking like that. This is a construct of the zionist brain.
