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alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 year ago

Added Bugs to Keep my job

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Added Bugs to Keep my job

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  • Schal330@lemmy.world
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    Removed double quotes, added single quotes

    • iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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      someone later on -m “removed single quotes, added double quotes”

    • 🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖@lemm.ee
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      Why do u prefer single quotes?

      • Schal330@lemmy.world
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        I have no preference! It was to do with Spring/yaml config and some really strange conflict which required the use of single quotes. I’m still a total noob in the world of software dev, so I wouldn’t be able to explain why it worked 🤣

  • 1boiledpotato@sh.itjust.works
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    “Update”

    It was my dotfiles, ok?

    • Anticorp@lemmy.world
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      You’re going to regret not adding the second sentence to the commit message some day.

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    Squash me later

    • The Assman@sh.itjust.works
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      My commit messages have gotten extremely lazy since I start squashing all my commits down to one. I just describe the PR on the first commit message and write nonsense in all the others.

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      deleted by creator

  • alyth@lemmy.world
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    Tests: Add a few test files.

    • eskimofry@lemmy.world
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      I thought we lost you … Jia Tan!

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    Initial commit

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      grats on formalising your (new) project

    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Initial commit #463

  • camr_on@lemmy.world
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    God read my code and it made Him cry

  • AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works
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    “fix for real this time”

  • Jyek@sh.itjust.works
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    “28496 - there, it’s fucking fixed you twat waffle.”

    Ticketed bug bosses son found. Dude nagged his dad who nagged us until it got fixed. Boss doesn’t review code. And for the sake of a half dozen coworkers, I hope he never does.

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    Update coffee list and tex files.

    …and yes we have our office coffee list in a git repo.

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      Do new hires have to submit a pull request to get in on it? If so, I’m guessing the non-technical staff don’t get to drink a lot of coffee.

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        It’s actually just a paper list where people make ticks for coffee. That is then manually synced to an hledger file in git.

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          For what? To keep track of who’s drinking coffee? Are you charging for coffee?

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            I work in academia… There is no free coffee here.

          • The Liver@lemm.ee
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            Mfw I git push -f

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              Always force-with-lease

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    “;”

    Previous commit was some stupid easy fix I didn’t even bother compiling. Well, I should have, because it was the first time in recent memory I committed some code with a missing semicolon…

    Before anyone asks : no, we don’t do reviews ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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      Join me and use ~ to mean “shit changed just check the diff”

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        For those I just commit with the message “ngl there’s a lot of changes in here”

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          Tweaked some things

          +2543; -5642;

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            “Moved code base from 2 spaces to 4.”

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    Hrfg7ygfrvvby

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    git commit -m “if this doesn’t fix it I’m looking up availabilities at my nearest maccas”

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    “My laptop died before I could push these”

    Not a good commit name I know, but my laptop stopped booting and I just really needed to continue from my desktop.

    It’s a student project anyway.

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    hoho

    I had just figured out how to fix a bug that broke our in house reminder system. My smug ass put hoho as the commit message for figuring something out that the previous guy couldn’t. Of course it came back to bite me in the ass THIS WEEK when the system broke again in a similar fashion, but I couldn’t remember what I had done.

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      Diff

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        I know I know. I figured out what I did before I thought of that… which was just now when you said it.

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    “I’m sorry, guys.”

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