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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 年前

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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 年前
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  • velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml
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    deleted by creator

    • davel [he/him]@lemmy.ml
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      No, it’s just about 4,700 km.

      • lad@programming.dev
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        Yeah, living in a country you can travel from border to border on a train in 12 hours has some benefits to it

        • Nikls94@lemmy.world
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          If it’s germany, if one of you lives in the north and the other in the south, it’s cheaper to fly to Mallorca and meet there.

          • crushyerbones@lemmy.world
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            If it’s the UK it’s cheaper to meet in a random ass village in Lapland. (Or Mallorca).

          • lad@programming.dev
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            Yeah, I tried trains in Germany and Italy, the prices were crazy 🤣

    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      No, it’s about 2 people talking online, and there’s some 5 billion dish machines distance between them making the travel difficult or expensive

      • TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee
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        anything but the metric system

        • lad@programming.dev
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          exactly

          meme titled "Americans will use anything but the metric system" and a picture of the wooden beam with text end of which is obscured by a wall, visible part of the text reads "242 DICKS"

    • Revonult@lemmy.world
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      Two people met online and live on opposite sides of the country.

    • Ephera@lemmy.ml
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      My thought was that it’s an obscure joke about the two Washingtons in the USA. Like, the state in the north-west corner is called “Washington” and then there’s the capital city of the USA on the east coast, called “Washington, D.C.”.

      But Washington, D.C., is further south from where the person is placed, so I’m guessing not…

    • samus12345@lemmy.world
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      They’re both in coastal states that aren’t in the southeast, so odds are they’re both blue.

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      Coming out next fall: RvB: Politics

  • Superfool@lemmy.world
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    Just fold the map in half, like in Event Horizon.

    Shit worked out fine.

    • EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee
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      Or a Mad Magazine Fold-In

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    I wish the East Coast person was in Portland, ME

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    Pfft I’m in the us and mine was in Australia. That shit lasted longer than some of our IRL relationships.

    • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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      Careful with the distance ones. A girl I worked with left her spouse and took her kids to AUS to be with her dream partner; who only forgot to disclose the fact that he was a high level drug dealer. Sometimes you miss out on important details like that, so just be careful.

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      I’ve been in a long distance relationship for 5 years now, still gong strong!

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        How do you make it work? I’ve been in a few but after a while the heartache from missing them gets unbearable.

        • FlembleFabber@sh.itjust.works
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          I feel like “making it work” often is working towards a long term goal of living together in the future

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          It certainly needs a special type of person I think. We are both very independent people for example and we value alone-times.
          It helps that we have a common interest that can be shared via the distance: Playing videogames and watching shows like Star Trek together.

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    I had worse one time, met a Quebec girl, she introduced me to a friend, a guy from Martinique. And i’m from France…

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    Hey there Delilah…

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    Literally me every time I find someone bearable

  • apotheotic (she/her)@beehaw.org
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    I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

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    These people are mad that it takes a whole day to visit someone in the middle of nowhere. These are clearly children that can’t afford anything or agitators, #DontFeedBears

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      What?

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