Super confusing question…
Don’t think too hard on this one, Padre.
I’d get Joseph a “The dad that stepped up” mug.
A large wooden cross, every year, for eternity
Get yourself something nice that also looks good on the Holy Ghost and you’ll all love it.
Whatever I wanted that week.
#justtrinitythings
a wife that don’t cheat.
Steak and a blowjob
The door of the castle church of Wittenberg with Luther’s 95 theses nailed on them.
Nothing because he hasn’t shown up for anything. He won’t even show up to prove his own existence. He’s an absent parent.
A performance in his honor sounds best. Other things seem either rather worldly for him or too difficult such as restoring Constantinople.
A bobblehead, probably
I’d probably commission some art of Shadow the Hedgehog on a motorcycle holding a gun. The license plate on the motorcycle would say “ALL0FM3”. I feel like he’d appreciate that.
Same thing as every year.
A day at the house by himself! No wife. No kids.
A threesome, of course.
So, masturbation?
