• abbadon420@lemm.ee
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        6 months ago

        ’ll have a number 6 with extra dip. Big Smoke: I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. Make that diet, I’m trying to watch my weight.

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      6 months ago

      To be fair, the alcoholic menu us typically like this too. 95% of the menu is beer, wine, or vodka and some kind of syrup.

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        6 months ago

        Even if it’s not on the menu, it’s not like you can’t get X neat or on the rocks.

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      6 months ago

      What’s wrong with water? I usually just get water and ask for lemon slices to squeeze into it. Which is a game changer and they always have on hand because of the alcoholic drinks lmao

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      6 months ago

      I mean, I just annoyed that milk isn’t even an option in a lot of restaurants. It’s something so basic, like.

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      This annoys me so badly.

      I don’t drink carbonated beverages, so when I go into a place and don’t want beer then my options are basically coffee or water.

      Fine in the mornings, but I don’t want a coffee at 5PM. So I guess it’s just water then huh

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      6 months ago

      Don’t forget fake sugar. And most of that “sugar” is actually corn we tricked into tasting like sugar.

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        6 months ago

        I honestly hope you are making some attempt at a joke, and I’m just failing to get it…