If you start having severe chest pain, simply drive as quickly as possible to the nearest business you have issue with, stumble in and say “you did this” before collapsing dramatically.
Oh, not in Colorado! It’s just Bob the random doing it to be weird and creepy. Few years back, animal crematoriums were caught combining animals and other shenanigans. Death is apparently bizarre here.
FYI the funeral business is pretty much a duopoly, two companies control it and jack up prices. It’s sickening.
That is why my goal is to die in the woods and get eaten by a bear. Cheaper and sustainable.
I have no family left so I am rolling for somewhere inconvenient and in massive unrecoverable debt.
If you start having severe chest pain, simply drive as quickly as possible to the nearest business you have issue with, stumble in and say “you did this” before collapsing dramatically.
Just throw my body in the trash
Oh, not in Colorado! It’s just Bob the random doing it to be weird and creepy. Few years back, animal crematoriums were caught combining animals and other shenanigans. Death is apparently bizarre here.
Edit: also, coroners are messed up too here.