For me, a random sales guy took the cake when he introduced himself as “Chief Innovation Evangelist”.

  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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    5 months ago

    I’ve taught Sex Ed in high school

    I’ve been a topless waiter (I’m a dude, sorry)

    And a stilt walker, and magician, and balloon twister

    And I was paid to stilt walk in a library singing The One Pound Fish song as part of an art installation

    Does that count?