jeffw@lemmy.worldM to News@lemmy.world · 1 年前A fungus is turning cicadas into horny zombies — but don’t panicwww.npr.orgexternal-linkmessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up134arrow-down13
arrow-up131arrow-down1external-linkA fungus is turning cicadas into horny zombies — but don’t panicwww.npr.orgjeffw@lemmy.worldM to News@lemmy.world · 1 年前message-square15fedilink
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 年前Why would that make anyone panic unless they thought by ‘horny zombies,’ the cicadas were going to rape them and then eat their brains. Which… they’re not that big. You can step on them.
minus-squareslackassassin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 年前Ya, but there’s strength in horny numbers.
minus-squarejeffw@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 年前Ok but what if the fungus also mutated them into human-sized cicadas? wing rubbing intensifies
Why would that make anyone panic unless they thought by ‘horny zombies,’ the cicadas were going to rape them and then eat their brains. Which… they’re not that big. You can step on them.
Ya, but there’s strength in horny numbers.
Ok but what if the fungus also mutated them into human-sized cicadas?
wing rubbing intensifies