I was ‘diagnosed’ with ODD at a young age. The reason is because I could clearly see when adults were lying and trying to manipulate me, and when push came to shove I’d get angry.

Even the best-behaved children

Ahaha!

Now, does this still apply when they’re knowingly being The Worst to pander?

When I see this carp, all I can think is I would have preferred salmon.

(I’m sorry I’ll see myself out)

(Also your point is very legit)