In the first research to look at constipation’s impact on the aging brain, scientists have found some concerning links.
So if I go twice a day, am I going to become the next Einstein?
“Increased risk was also found among those who pooped more than twice daily,”
Jesus Christ theres no winning on this shit!
So Dasnap is right that pooping exactly twice a day will inevitably make them a supergenius?
I’m a Goldilocks shitter.
You should write motivational books about your exploits in succeeding via precision defecation 😂
Push-ups, sit-ups, and plenty of juice.
Yes, and during the day before a colonoscopy you will become super Einstein - based on the amount of time you spend on the toilet.
I go like 4 times a day, do I get super powers?
I think you might have cholera.
You get malnutrition.
So just eat more? Copy.
Eat more fiber. Veggies, fruits, beans, and nuts.
Limitless
"Increased risk was also found among those who pooped more than twice daily, though these higher odds were small. "
Turns out being full of shit really is the same as being stupid.
Coffee twice a day and raisin bran for breakfast, looks like I’m doing well
I have 20+ lesions in my brain due to MS. I don’t poop a lot, so I can see this being true.
Is mizu gonna be ok?
I should shit more.
Stands to reason when one is full of shit.
I’m on medication which slows my bowel habits and I really do need to be on it. I wonder if it’s the same for me/other people who have that.
Shit.
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