MicroWave@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 1 year agoPooping only every 3 or more days linked with cognitive decline, research findswww.cnn.comexternal-linkmessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1122arrow-down15file-text
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In the first research to look at constipation’s impact on the aging brain, scientists have found some concerning links.
minus-squareDasnap@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22arrow-down2·1 year agoSo if I go twice a day, am I going to become the next Einstein?
minus-squareo0joshua0o@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 year ago“Increased risk was also found among those who pooped more than twice daily,”
minus-squareVictron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoJesus Christ theres no winning on this shit!
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoSo Dasnap is right that pooping exactly twice a day will inevitably make them a supergenius?
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoYou should write motivational books about your exploits in succeeding via precision defecation 😂
minus-squareDasnap@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoPush-ups, sit-ups, and plenty of juice.
minus-squarevenusenvy47@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoYes, and during the day before a colonoscopy you will become super Einstein - based on the amount of time you spend on the toilet.
minus-squareCaptain_Ender@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoI go like 4 times a day, do I get super powers?
minus-squareNotyou@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoEat more fiber. Veggies, fruits, beans, and nuts.
minus-squarerevengebreaker@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·1 year ago"Increased risk was also found among those who pooped more than twice daily, though these higher odds were small. "
So if I go twice a day, am I going to become the next Einstein?
“Increased risk was also found among those who pooped more than twice daily,”
Jesus Christ theres no winning on this shit!
So Dasnap is right that pooping exactly twice a day will inevitably make them a supergenius?
I’m a Goldilocks shitter.
You should write motivational books about your exploits in succeeding via precision defecation 😂
Push-ups, sit-ups, and plenty of juice.
Yes, and during the day before a colonoscopy you will become super Einstein - based on the amount of time you spend on the toilet.
I go like 4 times a day, do I get super powers?
I think you might have cholera.
You get malnutrition.
So just eat more? Copy.
Eat more fiber. Veggies, fruits, beans, and nuts.
"Increased risk was also found among those who pooped more than twice daily, though these higher odds were small. "
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