MicroWave@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 2 years agoPooping only every 3 or more days linked with cognitive decline, research findswww.cnn.comexternal-linkmessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1122arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1117arrow-down1external-linkPooping only every 3 or more days linked with cognitive decline, research findswww.cnn.comMicroWave@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 2 years agomessage-square26fedilinkfile-text
In the first research to look at constipation’s impact on the aging brain, scientists have found some concerning links.
minus-squareDasnap@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22arrow-down2·2 years agoSo if I go twice a day, am I going to become the next Einstein?
minus-squareo0joshua0o@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 years ago“Increased risk was also found among those who pooped more than twice daily,”
minus-squareVictron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoJesus Christ theres no winning on this shit!
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoSo Dasnap is right that pooping exactly twice a day will inevitably make them a supergenius?
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoYou should write motivational books about your exploits in succeeding via precision defecation 😂
minus-squareDasnap@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoPush-ups, sit-ups, and plenty of juice.
minus-squarevenusenvy47@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·edit-22 years agoYes, and during the day before a colonoscopy you will become super Einstein - based on the amount of time you spend on the toilet.
minus-squareCaptain_Ender@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoI go like 4 times a day, do I get super powers?
minus-squareNotyou@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoEat more fiber. Veggies, fruits, beans, and nuts.
minus-squarerevengebreaker@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·2 years ago"Increased risk was also found among those who pooped more than twice daily, though these higher odds were small. "
So if I go twice a day, am I going to become the next Einstein?
“Increased risk was also found among those who pooped more than twice daily,”
Jesus Christ theres no winning on this shit!
So Dasnap is right that pooping exactly twice a day will inevitably make them a supergenius?
I’m a Goldilocks shitter.
You should write motivational books about your exploits in succeeding via precision defecation 😂
Push-ups, sit-ups, and plenty of juice.
Yes, and during the day before a colonoscopy you will become super Einstein - based on the amount of time you spend on the toilet.
I go like 4 times a day, do I get super powers?
I think you might have cholera.
You get malnutrition.
So just eat more? Copy.
Eat more fiber. Veggies, fruits, beans, and nuts.
"Increased risk was also found among those who pooped more than twice daily, though these higher odds were small. "
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