I like to take a bite of my kids’ food and tell them I’m checking it for poison.
When they get in the car after shopping and they have candy, they pay daddy tax before the car moves.
I do that too. But only if they ask me to open anything for them.
That dog looks like they have PTSD and would bite anyone who didn’t give them table scraps.
It’s 2 am you open your eyes and he’s 5cm from your face looking at you like that.
Reasonable.
Having spent my life around cats I struggle to get used to the round pupils on dogs. I’m used to slit pupils on quadrupeds.
Tbf this specific dog looks like he’s been abusing hard drugs.
I’ve thought for a long time dogs only think in punctuation.
“Whose a good boy?”
“???”
“You’re a good boy!”
“!!!”
This dog has interrobangs and semi-colons in his head.
This dog has interrobangs and semi-colons in his head.
Translation: “Furthermore; it is necessary to the security of the household that you allocate unto me a portion of all baked, cooked, or roasted goods that pass herein. For should I waste for want of sustenance, there would be no watch at the door; no bold guard to prevent the trespass of wicked men into the holdfast of our fair clan. And what could such a trifling price be, but rightfully rendered payment to a hound most virtuous and fair; indeed, such a payment is ennobling, even, to bursar and beneficiary alike!”
Dog Mind: “;;;”
With those eyes, I can hear him licking his chops just from the photo.
Wait until you find out goats have rectangular pupils !
Don’t most hoofed critters?
Plot twist: the dog passes the test and becomes a scientist
- What kind of dog do you have?
- A laboratory.
Testing? Nah, it’s for tasting.
this leads to a painful early death for the dog.
Minus a few things (grapes, garlic, onions, chocolate, etc) dogs share a very close diet to us, that’s why we’ve evolved together for so long. If your dog is suffering and early death because of a few scraps you give them, you likely are too. Also, it’s just a cute towel. Don’t take it that seriously.
my aunt killed 6 dogs in 10 years before figuring it out.
This seems to be an “aunt problem” not a “dog problem”.
