I’m not explaining this one to the kids. Someone else can.

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    4 months ago

    Or the regular, modern version: boots, jeans, belt, flannel, aaaaand $3k hat. In the summer, you swap your wool hat for straw, but don’t you DARE wear short pants or a t-shirt.

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        4 months ago

        Nah, dog; it’s a gold-plated ellipse with a bull head and 3D horns.

        Preferably purchased from a general store in the middle of Arizona, run by Native Americans.