I’m Dr. Sharkzo and I like cocaaaaine.
(I understand this reference might be a bit old for most of the platform but if you’re unfamiliar with it just browse some clips of Dr. Rockso)
Ca-Ca-Ca YEEAAAHHH, baby…
Metalocalypse isn’t old, it only came out… 18 years ago… damnit
There is a person somewhere who just finished their SATs and was conceived to… DUNCAN HILLS COFFEE
A coo-coo-coo-coo!!!
Cocaine shark do do do do do do
“jar jar binks has a caribbean black accent”
That song has to be a by-product of cocaine use
I didn’t even know there were that many sharks
How can a shark even do cocaine without a blowhole?
Through the gills
There are the real questions.
Mabes they like feeling on their gums
Does that mean they’re banned from the Olympics?
No, they just can’t compete under the shark flag
…And my guy can’t find shit.
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Brazilian snowpowder, works on people, works on sharks. Wonder what else it’ll work on.