ah yes, right around the time he announces his healthcare overhaul plans

if fancy toilets are your primary concern, i think japan is where you want to go

can my wife and i sell our residency for $5m each?

adjustable bed to sleep at an incline, or if i’m on vacation in a hotel i make a T-shape out of the pillows to incline as best i can from the waist up. if my sinuses feel clogged at all before bed i might take a claritin or something. exercise to get rid of some body fat also seems to have helped.

while they’re doing that, fort knox will be completely unguarded! it’ll be the perfect heist!

Absolutely devastating… that someone like him can make it to 96.

It would be so cool if they could be melted down and harvested for resources. A lot of good could be accomplished with $340bn.

They’re not looking at the big picture. When child labor laws get repealed they can hire 10-year-olds at the same cost as undocumented workers. Having 10-year-olds running heavy farm equipment also mitigates abortion bans on the back end.

I think that was already the porn parody name

Here it is but not poorly cropped

E-sports should be hyphenated, or at the very least stylized as eSports.

To be fair, Tesla autopilot does a decent job killing people in civilian applications so this feels like a natural move.

How can a shark even do cocaine without a blowhole?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweetening_(show_business) gives a quick rundown.

In television, sweetening refers to the use of a laugh track in addition to a live studio audience. The laugh track is used to “enhance” the laughter for television audiences, sometimes in cases where a joke or scene intended to be funny does not draw the expected response, and sometimes to avoid awkward sound edits when a scene is shortened or more than one take is used in editing.

Here you go

Dude’s out here trying to become Genghis Con with all these kids

I’ve always looked at this in the other direction. Offer services “powered by Al” and as long as you have some dude named Al involved you don’t have to waste time and energy on AI.

I reheat pizza in my air fryer in a moderately involved way (but still low effort). Mine’s got a reheat setting, which I set at 200 degrees for like 20 minutes just to get it to slightly above room temperature throughout. Then I hit air broil for maybe 1.5 minutes. It bubbles up the cheese and the oil in the crust without causing anything to char. Tastes pretty great, you just have to be willing to wait 25 minutes.

Well, their goose is cooked