• RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      29·
      2 months ago

      You just have to add „All hail Tux“ to the end of every comment and it should go away in 2-3 business days

      Tap for spoiler

      All hail Tux

      • Isoprenoid@programming.devEnglish
        17·
        2 months ago

        I heard if you say “Tux” three times while staring into a mirror your daily driver turns up dual booted.

    • answersplease77@lemmy.world
      10·
      2 months ago

      bro careful especially if you’re in EU, the CEO of the Linux company himself warned they will go after and bring people into court for using pirated copies

      • HyperMegaNet@lemm.ee
        2·
        2 months ago

        I’m not sure if you’re being serious here or not, but I too have a tux tattoo. I knew at the time that it wasn’t a unique idea, but I’ve never met anyone else who has one. There must be dozens of us.

        Do people also ask you if it’s Pingu or something from club penguin?

        • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
          1·
          2 months ago

          Do people also ask you if it’s Pingu or something from club penguin?

          I also get asked if he’s like, a hockey team mascot or something. (I have a Tux patch on my hat haha)

  • HouseWolf@lemm.eeEnglish
    65·
    2 months ago

    Shout out to my buddy who has been using an un-activated copy of Win10 for over 5 years despite being called out anytime he shares his screen.

    And yes we told him how to but “It doesn’t bother him”

  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
    55·
    2 months ago

    Where can I get the privacy nightmare AI application for Linux? I want it to take screenshots of my computer (in case I want to search it), never really use it, but store the data on my PC unencrypted, thus able to be hacked.

      • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
        91·
        2 months ago

        The security nightmare is reduced by a lot, thanks to Linux being a lot more safe system. Of course the occasional very old security issues get found, but those are only old if some swifty hacker found out and didn’t disclose it publicly, or had to wait for years to be solved.

      • fossilesque@mander.xyzEnglish
        6·
        2 months ago

        I tried it to do some research recalls, like set it up for doing very specific things and I found it filled my hard drive pretty fast with screenshots. It’s probably a good idea if you can turn it on and off like this one and be careful, but it likely still needs polishing. That was when it was first out.

      • krnl386@lemmy.ca
        31·
        2 months ago

        Python? This will require “specialized hardware” just due to the interpreter overhead taking continuous screenshots of everything you do and indexing/storing them. Why bother implementing something like this using an interpreted language??

    • michaelmrose@lemmy.worldEnglish
      4·
      2 months ago

      If this was actually an open source app with strong privacy settings that you could opt into it might be useful.

      • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
        7·
        2 months ago

        When I first heard of the MS feature, my first thought was that there’s gotta be a more efficient way to do this than taking screen shots and analyzing the image. The window manager has all of that information plus more context (like knowing that these pixels are part of a non-standard window that uses transparency to act like a non-rectangular shape, while this thing that looks like a window is actually an image because the user was looking at someone else’s screenshot).

        Even better would be integration with the applications themselves; they have even more contextual information than the window manager has.

        • michaelmrose@lemmy.worldEnglish
          5·
          2 months ago

          If it required waiting for apps to provide this integration you would be waiting 10 years for it to mature. There would logically be some benefit to looking at the window before compositing + saving text from none visible windows and avoiding recapturing content which hadn’t changed.

      • Dicska@lemmy.world
        16·
        2 months ago

        The good old 2000s when you could host and successfully distribute any virus disguised as something popular by slapping a _full, _HD or .rar/zip (or any combination) at the end of the file name.

        I used to look up lard bread and there was a hit for lard bread_full.rar on the first page.

        • toynbee@lemmy.world
          6·
          2 months ago

          I didn’t know what lard bread is, so I looked it up.

          I discovered it was bread with prosciutto baked in. I thought it sounded unappealing.

          Then I thought of “making bacon pancakes” and thought I should open my mind.

          edit: added a missing word.

          • Dicska@lemmy.world
            4·
            2 months ago

            So the thing is, English is not my first language and I used the wrong word. I guess it’s more like greasy bread. Just plain pig fat spread on a slice of bread. But what you just described actually sounds awesome.

            • toynbee@lemmy.world
              3·
              2 months ago

              Ah, I apologize, I did not intend to mock. Both sound potentially appealing. Thanks for the clarification!

              • Dicska@lemmy.world
                4·
                2 months ago

                Oh, there was 0 offense taken, mockery didn’t even cross my mind. I just simply realised I was probably misleading first.

          • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
            2·
            2 months ago

            Like the primary fault in bread is that it doesn’t have enough fat. You can fix that with butter or cheese, but what if you bake saturated fat into the bread?

      • Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world
        8·
        2 months ago

        Root account unavailable, you have not activated the premium account for this Linux installation, please activate by purchasing it for a $5 monthly subscription

        • Baalial@lemm.eeEnglish
          3·
          2 months ago

          Oh it’s subscription based, ok. I have a flash drive for that. Helps me erase the OS and put a whole new one in.

          • Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world
            2·
            2 months ago

            The installation media you’re attempting to install on this hardware is not supported and does not follow our privacy protection policy, please contact our support team for further assistance

            EDIT: damn I feel like I should get hired by Microsoft or some other sh#t company because I’m getting good at this anti consumer crap

            • Baalial@lemm.eeEnglish
              3·
              2 months ago

              Bro this notification popped up, and for a couple of seconds I didn’t see that it was lemmy, I didn’t remember this convo, I just saw the anti-consumer corpo speak and I almost lost my shit. I was straight up furious and I hit the notification to come in here and verbally crap in your mouth.

              So yeah, you should look into a career with Micockssoft 🤣