Georgia school shooting updates: 14-year-old suspect in custody after four killed
www.independent.co.uk
Law enforcement and emergency vehicles surrounded Apalachee High School in Barrow County, about 50 miles northeast of Atlanta.
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Wadsworth: [shouting] That’s what we’re trying to find out! We’re trying to find out who killed him, and where, and with what!
    Professor Plum: There’s no need to shout!
    Wadsworth: [shouting louder] I’m not shouting!
    [Guests stare at him pointedly]
    Wadsworth: [shouting] All right, I am! I’m shouting, I’m shouting, I’m shout…
    [candlestick falls from above and hits him on the head]

    • BossDj@lemm.ee
      3·
      2 months ago

      Wadsworth: Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry specializing in homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur.

      Professor Plum: Yes, but now I work for the government.

      Wadsworth: So your work hasn’t changed.