Flying Squid@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 4 months agoDonald Trump Infringed 'Electric Avenue' In Campaign Video, Judge Sayswww.billboard.comexternal-linkmessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up1245arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up1241arrow-down1external-linkDonald Trump Infringed 'Electric Avenue' In Campaign Video, Judge Sayswww.billboard.comFlying Squid@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square23fedilinkfile-text
Suggesting that he may appeal the ruling, Trump said, “and then we’ll take it higher!” (I’m so sorry.)
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 months agohe’s probably already starting to see consequences of his shitty eating habits and lack of any real excercise.
minus-squareAdmiral Patrick@dubvee.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·4 months ago“Help us, Obi-wan Cholesterol. You’re our only hope.”
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-24 months agoI totally want him to kark it on stage from a heart attack while pitching hamberders. edit: mostly because that’s one way I’m pretty sure the secret service can’t blame on me. too bad thoughts and prayers don’t work…
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 months agoI’d be happy with just a stroke… seeing one side of his face sag and he just starts repeating the words “eating dogs!!!” over and over…
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 months ago… … … Didn’t that happen the other day?
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agowell. Maybe if we all get together, do a seance or like, prayer circle, or something. the combined energies might be more effective.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 months agoMaybe we can do a voodoo ritual. I’m told by certain right-wingers that involves eating dogs. I have two myself…
minus-squaresnooggums@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoWe could sacrifice some chicken fingers!
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 months agoThe fact that he’s still alive at this point is a testament to modern medical science.
he’s probably already starting to see consequences of his shitty eating habits and lack of any real excercise.
“Help us, Obi-wan Cholesterol. You’re our only hope.”
I totally want him to kark it on stage from a heart attack while pitching hamberders.
edit: mostly because that’s one way I’m pretty sure the secret service can’t blame on me. too bad thoughts and prayers don’t work…
I’d be happy with just a stroke… seeing one side of his face sag and he just starts repeating the words “eating dogs!!!” over and over…
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Didn’t that happen the other day?
It needs to be more severe.
well. Maybe if we all get together, do a seance or like, prayer circle, or something. the combined energies might be more effective.
Maybe we can do a voodoo ritual. I’m told by certain right-wingers that involves eating dogs. I have two myself…
We could sacrifice some chicken fingers!
The fact that he’s still alive at this point is a testament to modern medical science.