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Lem Jukes@lemm.ee to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 个月前

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Lem Jukes@lemm.ee to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 个月前
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  • ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world
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    It’s about blood flow. Your nose is not only filled with mucus, it’s also inflamed. Prioritizing blood flow to other parts of your body will temporarily alleviate that swelling, allowing you to breath again. Light exercise works just as well.

    • Godort@lemm.ee
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      Why not both

  • Delphia@lemmy.world
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    What about masturbate for sleepy?

    • Veneroso@lemmy.world
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      10/10 will wank for hours until I pass out from boredom.

      Or

      1/10 found horrible debased thing. Cum fast. Feel ashamed of self. Piss to prevent urinary tract infection. Sleep like a baby.

    • kerrypacker@lemmy.world
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      Masturbation for melatonin. It’s got a certain ring to it.

    • slackassassin@sh.itjust.works
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      What about sleepy for masturb… …

      • Delphia@lemmy.world
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        “Too tired to jerk off” sounds like an album name for a dad-punk band.

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          Not too drunk to fuck. But rather too sober and sleepy.

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    Masturbating to get rid of my morning wood so I can take a piss

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      deleted by creator

      • AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee
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        deleted by creator

      • Scubus@sh.itjust.works
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        I just woke up. I want to be grouchy, not horny.

  • InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works
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    I’ve done this in the past and it works, briefly.

  • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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    deleted by creator

    • Lem Jukes@lemm.eeOP
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      Movin ur blood around

  • paddirn@lemmy.world
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    It helps with my lower back pain, it feels like I’m just floating afterwards, like my spine has liquified. Orgasms in general just help make the pain go away, sex is better, but I’ll take what I can get.

    • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl
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      fuck the pain away

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    you get antihistamines wackin it?

  • Bruncvik@lemmy.world
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    For post-nut clarity. A genuine reason why my problem solving skills improve when I work from home.

  • peopleproblems@lemmy.world
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    How do you people have that much energy when you’re sick

    • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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      My horny is WAY more powerful than any measly virus

  • RedditWanderer@lemmy.world
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    Exercise in general will do this.

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