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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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  • TOModera@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I’d consult a doctor… if you can still move.

    • PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca
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      Is jerking off in the morning and then at night so rare???

      • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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        I don’t think he knows about second jerkfast, Pip.

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          What’s jerktaters, precious? What’s jerktaters?

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        That probably depends on a lot of things, including age, general health, and relationship status.

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          I’m married if that helps.

          • PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world
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            It does. Because now somebody can jerk YOU off, and it won’t inflate your own score.

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              True but my 2 a day exists outside of my wife. She just adds on to it. My high score is intact 🙏

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