Troubleshooting checklist:
- DNS
- Fuck if I know
It’s always DNS
A haiku about DNS
It’s not DNS There’s no way it’s DNS It was DNS
Restarting a server or booting a new instance has been my solution for years.
Or as I’ve discovered recently while troubleshooting local infrastructure, the ARP table. Essentially the DNS of IP addressing
Website down? Watch me travel into another one of the many
universeinstances of themultiversefediverse.People: “Please get this thing to work, my work/life depends on it!”
Me: “There are people whose work/life depend on my jank code/website?”Frontend developer: Listen I make pretty websites. This is a backend problem
Backend developer: the buttons disappear only on smaller screens - looks like a frontend problem.
So I wanna a report on performance.
Sir this is one endpoint with no batch capabilities of which I have no access to change. There is no “performance”
If you work somewhere that actually makes money it’s very much like the first.
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