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minus-squareKairos@lemmy.todaycakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down1·29 days agoWhy is Satan so high BMI?
minus-squarechemical_cutthroat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·29 days agoA steady diet of pineapple
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·29 days agoNah those went up Hitler’s ass
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·28 days agoBecause BMI is a useless metric and the dude is JACKED.
minus-squareKairos@lemmy.todaycakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·28 days ago? I specified BMI because I explicitly didn’t want to say “fat” and yet you somehow still read it that way.
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·28 days ago… I didn’t say fat. Jacked guys have a high BMI. My BMI was “obese” when I was in the gym every day. It’s a useless metric for anything. Thou doth protest too much
minus-squareKairos@lemmy.todaycakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·28 days agoFair. I guess we both read it wrong.
Why is Satan so high BMI?
A steady diet of pineapple
Nah those went up Hitler’s ass
The pointy end first right?
Because BMI is a useless metric and the dude is JACKED.
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I specified BMI because I explicitly didn’t want to say “fat” and yet you somehow still read it that way.
… I didn’t say fat. Jacked guys have a high BMI. My BMI was “obese” when I was in the gym every day. It’s a useless metric for anything.
Thou doth protest too much
Fair. I guess we both read it wrong.
Who said he’s fat?