- cross-posted to:
- news@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- news@lemmy.world
The most powerful people in the world are fucking idiots.
It’s almost like luck and nepotism are more important for success than ability.
Celebrity deathmatch anyone?
The game was great too.
Yeah, that’s not gonna happen.
Edit: feel free to quote me if I’m wrong. Is there an aged like milk sub somewhere?
Can we sew them both up in a leather sack with a badger instead?
Hey now, badgers are lovely creatures
Rich people desperate for attention.
say what you will about zuck, but he is not an attention whore. Especially when you consider he made a social media site designed to get people to overshare.
I’m with you on this one. Seems like the richer you get the more validation you need. I don’t understand why we are giving them this attention either. I came here looking for people making jokes about how silly this is and that is not what I got
This! And on top of that the article casually mentions that Musk frames cis and cisgender as slurs on Twitter!! This seems much more relevant to be posted here. I just hope Twitter died already…
Never pick a fight with an android. I thought everybody knew that.
I place the blame for this squarely at the feet of Al Gore.
The internet was a mistake.
RIP to satire. Reality broke and now fiction can’t keep up.
The simulation is broken and keeps generating nonsense.
Hopefully they fight on a sub near the Titanic.
Has there ever been a simultaneous knock out in boxing before? I’m cheering for that
The “lol” at the end of Musk’s comment clearly indicated that he was joking yet people are taking this seriously for some reason.
How about if the loser agrees to donate 100% of their wealth to charity, subside on the wages of their lowest paid employee, and disappear from public life?
If one of them gets hurt then I think we’ll all be the real winners. I hope something inside of Zuckerberg snaps and he does some weird 2 finger, forbidden heart bursting strike on Elon. He paid a man 1 million dollars to teach him that move, under the promise he’d never use it… But just like all bourgeoisie tech bros, he lied.
Hopefully it’s a fight to the death. Loser’s assets get donated to a good cause. Winner faces whatever other egomaniac wants to use their wealth to shit on the rest of humanity.
The battle ends when the last man standing has a net worth of less than $10 million.
Wait. This is for real?
It’s real in the sense that Elon was like “fight me,” and Mark replied “when and where”
That’s about it.
Someone stop reality, I want to get off