I’d like to become a tree.
Strip me for parts and give the rest to science. I’m not real sentimental about my body once I’m done with it.
Yeh. This.
This and compost the rest. Now available in WA!
Same + cremate anything that can be used and spread it somewhere insignificant
Scatter my remains across Disney World, although I don’t want to be cremated.
How about dehydrated like jerky?
I don’t thing corpse borne explosive device(CBEDs) are a legal form of burial, but I am not one to stand in the way of someone’s dreams so long as nobody is physically harmed.
I don’t thing corpse borne explosive device(CBEDs) are a legal form of burial, but I am not one to stand in the way of someone’s dreams so long as nobody is physically harmed.
install doom on me
What are your specs?
Toaster.
I found a service that will mix your ashes in concrete and make you into an artificial reef. I like the idea of getting coral and sea fans to grow on me.
Now that’s an idea…
viking style. I want to be pushed out to sea on a magnificent hand-crafted canoe. Then someone is going to shoot a flaming arrow into my canoe and I’ll go out in a blaze of glory. No one said you can’t request this and I think it would be pretty sweet. Needs instrumental accompaniment.
Just be sure you give someone a heads up so that they can practice their archery enough to actually set you on fire
It’s okay, the band has “Entry Of The Gladiators” prepared in case this part of the send-off is missed.
I love that piece. I want it played at my funeral.
Adagio For Strings. The proper version, not the dance track.
Gotta launch the arrows at the climax, too, for maximum effect.
Scoripon in Cyberpunk 2077 had a very similar idea.
THROW ME IN THE TRAAAASH
I tell my wife that I want to be cremated and then have a ceremony to dump my ashes in the bin. I find the idea hilarious.
If I had my way about it, I’d have a tree planted over me, but I don’t expect to know the difference, so I don’t really think about it much.
Donate my body to science if possible, failing that, dispose of me in the most environmentally friendly way possible.
Once I am dead I have no care for my body, maximize the use of it or minimize the impact of it.
Forgot about the donation angle! I’m signed up for organ donation, need to get that more clear in my will, but whole-body donation would be great.
Worst case, med students can have a go, see how bones heal, stuff like that.
Make me and my partner a tree, set up a hammock between us, and hang with us from time to time
Flay my skin, stretch and tan it into a hammock, hang it between these two people and then lay in it and smoke a joint
Know what? If it makes someone else happy then go for it. Hand me to some necrophiliacs while you’re at it, I will literally not care.
The more the merrier!
I don’t personally care. Burials and other ceremonies are for the living. I’d prefer something that doesn’t harm our environment and to donate as many organs as possible, but that’s pretty much it.
I like what you said about being a tree. I may steal that.
I don’t have kids. I plan to leave my assets to a charity. Probably something for animals but I haven’t really planned that far ahead yet.
Right on.
Bury me “buns-up” in a sidewalk downtown so someone has a place to park their bicycle.
Now that is an idea I’ve not yet heard.
Whatever is cheapest/easiest for my family.
Literally just throw me in a ditch idgaf as long as my body is allowed to naturally decay and recycle the energy back into the ecosystem.
Stop locking bodies in boxes that take decades to decay.
I don’t give a fuck, I’ll be dead.
People think anything matters after they die, like anything in the future at all, but there is no future… You skip right to the end of time. Nothing happens to your body at all.
Not my problem… Whatever my SO/surviving descendants want is good by me.
We’re gonna make you into a real horse chandelier then.
Excellent! Can’t wait to find out what one looks like…
No… Wait… :)
