The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agoWhy did we stop doing this?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square129fedilinkarrow-up11.55Karrow-down115
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minus-squarePriorityMotif@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up55·edit-26 days agoEvery month or so we have corporate, engineers, sales, customers, whoever come through the plant for a tour. Makes me feel like an oompa loompa.
minus-squareWhats_your_reasoning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·6 days agoIf only the higher-ups got into dangerous mishaps, followed by you and your coworkers singing a song about what they did wrong.
minus-squareBlackmist@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·6 days agoOompa-loompa dinkety dorklift…
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 days agoYou should not have traveled into the Torquerift!
minus-squareArtieShaw@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 days agoI had a woman slap my hand away from a hot surface while on one of these tours. No songs, though. And I’m not much of a higher up, so probably not worth it. “She touched the reactor’s body, she did! Now her flesh is melted like…?”
minus-squareMutilationWave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days ago… drippity do. (Drippity do)
Every month or so we have corporate, engineers, sales, customers, whoever come through the plant for a tour. Makes me feel like an oompa loompa.
If only the higher-ups got into dangerous mishaps, followed by you and your coworkers singing a song about what they did wrong.
Oompa-loompa dinkety dorklift…
You should not have traveled into the Torquerift!
I had a woman slap my hand away from a hot surface while on one of these tours. No songs, though. And I’m not much of a higher up, so probably not worth it.
“She touched the reactor’s body, she did! Now her flesh is melted like…?”
… drippity do. (Drippity do)