Book Shrek absolutely F U C K S
Shrek, you can’t just marry… whatever that thing is!
Donkey, I’ll marry whatever I want. God can go fuck himself.
Donkey gives no fucks about your outdated morality.
TIL Shrek was a book?
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WTH is grade school?
It’s a term referring to K-12 in the US, I think including preschool. This corresponds to school for ages ~6-18.
Never did! Maybe I’ll see about finding a copy for the kids
For whoever’s curious, the actual text is “So they got hitched as soon as possible. And they lived horribly ever after, scaring the socks off all who fell afoul of them.”
I hope this is what the reboot is about.
Why does the dress of "whatever that thing is " has a cockroach pattern
To be creepy and kooky, mysterious and spooky, altogether ooky.
The Adams Family!
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The Adams familyd.
I meant after the A, smartass! The Adadms family.
The Adamsdafterthea Family!
The addams family
TdIL Shrek was based on a book.
the good book
Glad someone highlighted the relevant parts for me
Link to book PDF for those interested.
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Honestly? I don’t know what to believe anymore. But it does have a publisher watermark…
God hated Shrek because he didn’t watch the movie but join the hate-train.
