The report outlined that the fallout is due to differences over the creative direction of the franchise, with Amazon reportedly in favour of “Marvel-style” ideas to expand the franchise, such as spinoff shows and films.
No, for fucks sake. No!
Broccoli is reported to have baulked at the pitch, telling friends that Amazon are “fucking idiots” who are taking the franchise “hostage”. She has reportedly expressed her disinterest in continuing to work with Amazon for any Bond films. NME has reached out to Amazon MGM Studios for comment.
“Fucking idiots” indeed. And too predictable, to be honest.
Barbara Broccoli? Is this all a joke timeline?
What does Cara Cauliflower have to say?
Maybe all the joke names in the franchise were actually real names after all.
Angelina Asparagus isn’t going to be pleased with this news at all!
Bring in Steve Beefsteak to bring everything together
No, she’s gonna be pissed, and if you thought that shit hitting the fan was smelly…
This is where all of the poorly thought out stories come to life.