Original post: hachyderm.io (Mastodon)
(I lowered the white levels of the original attached image to try to save people who put their screen brightness too high and/or room lighting too low from themselves - this is your hostile reminder to stop giving yourself eyestrain 🙏)
“hope this email finds you dead”
I hope this email finds you before I do.
Hope this email finds you in a well.
“Hope you are doing poorly.”
“As per my previous threat, …”
“Have a horrible rest of your life.”
“Worst regards.”
“Worm regards” just to be chaotic
I feel that only works if your signature is Paul-Muad’Dib
Hostile reminder: pay your bill, you twat!
flirty reminder
“To whom it will concern”
@molly0xfff
Clever
I feel like putting that on the password reset emails that we send out at work. They never resent their passwords, ever.
That’s just Duolingo
“Friendly reminder - stop sending me these fucking emails.”
