To be totally nitpicky shouldnt this be backwards?
If we’re going by real-world evolution rules, OP is the next evolutionary stage compared to their dad, who is in turn the next stage compared to grandpa.
Pokemon “evolution” is more like irl metamorphosis
Sure, I’m just saying that’s why I imagine, they put it this way around. I do agree that it’s weird. You’d expect grandpa to be level 70, so he definitely shouldn’t be a baby dino anymore.
Asbestos and lead are too dense, thus preventing flight.
I think this meme would work better in reverse lol
But I want to be Charizard
Don’t we all.
It’s those microplastics on the brain.
MY GIRLFRIEND FULL OF DAD
I saw that video.
can i see that video too
do i want to tho
I think it’s on the internet somewhere.
:O
and our children full of microplastics (because it’s passed down through the placenta and breast milk)
It’s in your balls and brain! Doesn’t take much to realise it’s probably going to kill us
plastic is stored in the balls
I’d rather have some lead in my pencil.
oh no
Oh, they can just get it straight from the source.
Some new plastic to add to the family heirlooms. Wonderful!
There’s a Teflon generation in there somewhere
Pretty sure that’s just everyone at this point 😬
Mega Charizard X and Mega Charizard Y exists, as well as Gigantamax Charizard.
I think you have them backwards, surely the Charizard is the granddad
I read it as comparing the three exposures to each other.
The first evolution, Charmander was exposed to lead and the toxic effects of lead are pretty fast acting. Meaning they were weakened the quickest and couldn’t evolve.
Charmeleon was exposed to asbestos which has latent toxic effects, they show up decades after exposure. So the Charmeleon lived quite a while before they showed any noticeable effects.
The final evolution was exposed to micro plastics and because, so far, micro plastics seem to be so unreactive they just chill doing nothing the Charazard had an opportunity to evolve.
If they are alive today, they are also full of microplastics!
So far away, we wait for the day For the lives all so wasted and gone We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days Through the fire and the flames, we carry on
I just want to say it’s extremely cute and wholesome to call you grandpa grandpop
How is society going to survive when everyone is autistic?
If everyone is autistic, then no one is autistic
Worst part is that the mutations created by the lead in the body, led to the mutated Charmeleon body. And those mutations he got from the asbestos, match the Charizard body.
Thematically, it fits
Only Arceus knows what is to come for the next stage… Olestra mutations?
NEVERTHELESS
Most of it is in meat and we can survive without eating meat.
Nope:
it’s in the fruits and vegetables
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0013935120305703
Even SALT
The first link refers to a study that only researched veggies and fruits.
If you seach for “what food has the most microplstics” the answer is still meat (fish to be exact). Downvoting doesn’t change reality.
You’re missing the forest for the trees.
“And there’s no escaping them no matter what you eat, it seems."
