The second you hit pose #3 you’re getting your guts kicked out of your asshole by the roo’s legs. This guide is absolute rubbish, complete malarkey, total squirrel’s piss.
If you are lucky he kicks your guts out of your asshole. More likely the roo will probably just rake his legs down your torso and straight up disembowels you from the front while holding you in position. Agree this guide is complete squirrels piss.
“… so it will tap out very quickly”
I think this guide is just meant for fun
Crazy it’d be posted in the meme sub
Instantly started reading this in an Australian accent
Are you writing this from a hospital bed?
Yeah look at those tiny arms
Holy shit… but that’s like the Eddie Hall of kangaroos, right…?
You wish. That’s Twiggy.
Why are they so large
Because they’re utilizing vegan gains.
Roo will launch off its back tail in panel 1 and then tear your guts to fucken shreds.
Good luck cunt.
back tail
Yeah but how do you get around it’s front tail?
I’m not saying somebody should do this, but if they do they better film it.
I meet kangaroos a lot on daily basis. One of my dogs was obsessed with chasing them (he still loves to but I have more control over him now). A few times he cornered a roo and I had no chance of calling him off or catching him to drag him away. Some of these guys were over 2 metres tall. Roos are cut AF and their claws are as large as carnivore claws. Trust me, you don’t want a roo to touch you. Anyway, a stick to keep them at sufficient distance to be able to retrieve my dog was all I ever needed, but to be safe I started carrying a knife too; roo meat is very tasty.
Brad strut! https://youtu.be/vD17_EYGxW8
on mobile so it’s not clear…in the last panel is he pissing on the kangaroo to assert dominance?
This image is reaching comedic levels of jpeg compression.
It missing you are dead on step 2
Did Saxton Hale make this?
OP is definitely Australian
I want the sequel. Now.
