Stamets@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 2 years agoI will take no argumentslemmy.worldimagemessage-square65fedilinkarrow-up1734arrow-down117
arrow-up1717arrow-down1imageI will take no argumentslemmy.worldStamets@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 2 years agomessage-square65fedilink
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up35·2 years agoThat translucent blue plastic becomes about the most absolute brittle shit over time. When they say plastic lasts hundreds if not thousands of years, translucent blue plastic missed that memo.
minus-squareryathal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up34·2 years agoWhen they say it lasts, they don’t mean it stays in the exact same condition and shape.
minus-squareMeatPilot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 years agoMost of it is in my balls now.
minus-squareparody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoNow they’re technically not blanks 🙏
minus-squarebooly@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoMicroplastics are stored in the balls.
minus-squareDonkter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 years agoPlastic lasts thousands of years, most of it lasts tens of thousands of years but blue plastic singlehandedly brings down the average.
That translucent blue plastic becomes about the most absolute brittle shit over time. When they say plastic lasts hundreds if not thousands of years, translucent blue plastic missed that memo.
When they say it lasts, they don’t mean it stays in the exact same condition and shape.
Most of it is in my balls now.
Now they’re technically not blanks 🙏
🎊
Microplastics are stored in the balls.
Well, you’re not wrong…
Plastic lasts thousands of years, most of it lasts tens of thousands of years but blue plastic singlehandedly brings down the average.