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So you do actually have to be able to defend against an avocado attack before you move on to pointed sticks. TIL.

OMG, this. My SO was all about Reese’s peanut butter eggs this Easter, but the far superior Aldi chocolate peanut butter bunny bite was my Easter vice.

End quote asana.

That’s two weeks off with pay and a medal for bravery, right there.

Return to Homr.

Also: 5 meters is getting close to scary high to jump down from. These monkeys were baller. Peanut earned.

Perfect pump!

A fifth is 750 mL, a pint is 200 mL, and a half pint is 100 mL. I always assumed it was no coincidence that the amounts in mL are so even, but maybe I’m wrong.

Let’s not forget liquor!

I can accept the cutlery-divergent! But not autistics. Fuck them.

(Here’s a /s for those who think I’m serious.)

1ft.io displays that article, albeit without many of the images. Link.

This is our boy, Jude. He’s silently judging Eddie for being so silly. Somehow, I think Eddie doesn’t care.

If I told her, “bish, make me a sammich!”, I would get a no-sex sammich. It would be all that I get to eat for days, and it would differ from the sandwich I might make for myself by the number of people involved.

Hey, now! Moscow Mitch hates being called Moscow Mitch, so we probably shouldn’t call him Moscow Mitch because the nickname Moscow Mitch might become popular again and that would upset Moscow Mitch on the day that Moscow Mitch announced that he’s stepping down from Moscow Mitch’s leadership role.

Maybe she thinks it’s magic.

A wakeyuppyman is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

Upvoted and boosted! The Fediverse has been my home since the APIcolypse. I had to log onto Reddit today for the first time in months to post in an obscure niche community, but I’ve been all about the fediverse apart from that.

I’m the SO of someone with ADD who was similarly affected. It messed her up for months. Things are just getting back to normal now. On the bright side, she has less insomnia on the new meds.

Halloween is 8-1/2 months away. There well probably be at least three Dollar Generals in that building by then.

But Daredevil could still “see” her, using his powers. For me, that would be a dealbreaker, but who knows? Maybe he’s into gorgons.

First person, but sometimes there’s a soundtrack.