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minus-squarealcoholicorn@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoBut liquor comes in shots, cups, pints, fifths, and handles?
minus-squareassassin_aragorn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-22 years agoSaw a great joke on TikTok the other day: Father: “Okay, why did you call me to school?” Principal: “Your son was found smashing pumpkins.” Father: “What? What’s the big deal? Bring him here, I want to speak to him.” Principal: “Alright, bring him in.” Father: “What? This isn’t my son.” Other Student: “Nah, I’m Pumpkins.”
minus-squarealcoholicorn@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoDon’t you want your dad to have a little fun once in awhile? Also quit spying on us, it’s creepy.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoQuarts and forties too. And smoots.
minus-squareGreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down2·2 years agoA fifth is 750 mL, a pint is 200 mL, and a half pint is 100 mL. I always assumed it was no coincidence that the amounts in mL are so even, but maybe I’m wrong.
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-22 years agoA fifth is 750ml!? There’s no way that’s true. So when someone says they drank a fifth, they drank 750ml of ~*40% alcohol!?? That is wild… Sorry, edited.
minus-squareBgugi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoMost things that are sold in a fifth are 80 proof, which is actually 40%
But liquor comes in shots, cups, pints, fifths, and handles?
It also comes in my dad :(
Hi it’s me, Liquor.
Saw a great joke on TikTok the other day:
Father: “Okay, why did you call me to school?”
Principal: “Your son was found smashing pumpkins.”
Father: “What? What’s the big deal? Bring him here, I want to speak to him.”
Principal: “Alright, bring him in.”
Father: “What? This isn’t my son.”
Other Student: “Nah, I’m Pumpkins.”
Don’t you want your dad to have a little fun once in awhile?
Also quit spying on us, it’s creepy.
Quarts and forties too. And smoots.
A fifth is 750 mL, a pint is 200 mL, and a half pint is 100 mL. I always assumed it was no coincidence that the amounts in mL are so even, but maybe I’m wrong.
A fifth is 750ml!? There’s no way that’s true. So when someone says they drank a fifth, they drank 750ml of ~*40% alcohol!?? That is wild…
Sorry, edited.
Most things that are sold in a fifth are 80 proof, which is actually 40%