Lukas Murch

THIS! will lower the price of eggs, I’m sure of it. Thank you, your Highness.

/s

And Trump’s response to this article will be not, “we need a new contractor”, but, “we need to get rid of the Guardian”.

“Stupid, sexy Ukraine.”

Just Trump’s grave would be enough for me. I don’t want to make this grave pissing thing my whole personality.

Pretty much…

They have precious minerals they aren’t willing to give us. We’ve done something similar for oil, so your scenario seems realistic.

It’s just a couple zeroes, bro. Why so serious??

Thoughts and prayers, bitch. 🤘

How about we stop firing people? Dum fuqs.

There you go, Chief.

https://www.reuters.com/legal/white-house-says-musk-is-not-doge-employee-has-no-authority-make-decisions-2025-02-18/

Damn.

Damn, it’s all falling apart. They are creating a problem that they can then solve by privatizing it. f_ckers.

The movie, and the ACDC song wasn’t received well either, maybe because of the movie? Big Gun rocks.

Man… I’m getting tired of this guy.

There was a shooting at the Chiefs parade last year. Seems more like a USA problem, but I don’t think we can handle anymore problems right now.

Oopsies.

Points for no spelling errors.

Hungary is Orban, right? European Trump? That makes sense. Why isn’t Germany onboard though?

Thank your local republican. 👍