Yo momma so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince

Ah yes, it’s misinformation time

I’ve never heard of such a thing so you could be the first, I guess.

Please don’t forget to name your firstborn after me if it works out.

Well, first of all, it’s a Philly cheesesteak sandwich with a Hawaiian name and it doesn’t even have pineapples or spam on it. I’d say that definitely counts as foolish.

No, that’s the current president of Mexico

Well, at least the Pulitzer Prize makes sense, I guess.

I think the elephant in the room is probably best summed up as follows:

No one will ever tell you THE truth. They’ll only ever tell you THEIR truth.

That’s not to say that people won’t ever TRY to do the former (though you have to be careful to separate those who do from those who pretend to), but rather, that it is fundamentally impossible to do so. The real truth is far too complicated to ever be put into words, so the best anyone can hope to do is point you towards it.

Yeah, for sure. Because mine have really never been interested in me as a person, only in what I could do for them.

Other than that, I don’t really have any evidence that I’m not their child, so perhaps they were just bad at parenting, but the thought has definitely crossed my mind more than once.

November seems acceptable. September or October is not.

Guys, you won’t believe this! Trump is also literally destroying the freeway near my house!

If that’s true, it should be fairly easy for Democrats to come up with better ideas, but so far all I’m hearing is “basically just do anything else”

Uhh, yeah, that is some bullshit. If the facts of the story are correct as presented, I sure hope he gets exonerated in court.

Sure, if he actually did that.

No, I’m merely suggesting that suggesting doing so memetically is probably legal.

IRL, they’ll probably stick to water cannons, tear gas, and night sticks, because those have held up in a court of law.

That is correct.

Of course. That was always allowed.

Do you know how many retarded memes I’ve posted about doing things I’d never actually do?

Dude is just taking the piss. And you’re falling for it. He’s playing you like a fiddle and making memes about playing you like that.

A judge would.

Okay. But is it illegal?

Well, taking a shit on people for exercising their right to free speech isn’t illegal. What IS illegal is making any law to abridge it.