- I had a client named Mike Cox. Rad dude, but I giggle to myself every time he answers the phone “Hello this is Mike Cox…” - You gotta wonder what Mr. and Mrs. Cox were thinking naming their son Michael. Or Holden… - His parents, Chase Cox and Mary Cox? 
 
- Captain Mike Hawke Sir! 😆🙄 
- I knew a Michael Hunt growing up. His life in our rural Texas school went about as well as you could imagine. 
 
- Literally knew a Richard Holder. - His parents must be a hoot. - Knew a man who’s last name was Weiner. Parents named him Seymour. Maybe his parents first language wasn’t English. - Pretty sure that’s a Bart Simpson phone prank - Nah, this was an actual government name (could be coincidentally the same) he was an elderly student a very large university at the time. Decided to go back to college for fun at 75 or so for whatever his reasons were. I was working at the service desk so we would help people get signed in and change their passwords when they forgot them and such. 
 
 
 
 
- An ex girlfriend of mine had the last name of Pierce-Cox. - I’m in danger… 
- What if your LAST name was holden and your FIRST name was berries? - You would B.Holden to that name. 
- Reminds me of the classic cricket commentary - “The bowler’s Holding the batsman’s Willey”. 
- There used to be a U.S. senator (fittingly, a homophobic Republican) named Dick Armey. 
- My dad works with a guy whose name is Paul Hiscock. I didn’t believe it until I heard his voicemail greeting. - I knew a guy named Richard Odar, pronounced odor. He didn’t go by Dick. 
 
- Reminds me of that one movie… - Surely you can’t be serious - I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley. - 🤜 - 🤛 
 
 
 
 
- holdenators hooooo! 







