Yea this is getting dangerous. We need to put him somewhere safe. Like really safe. Maybe like concrete walls so bullets can’t get through, and barred windows to prevent would-be assassins from getting in. Have like multiple points of entry under lock and key, with armed guards all over.
Wall off the entire area too - big tall concrete walls. And barbed wire on top. No one’s getting through that! Ooh and some towers around good vantage points with spotlights and snipers.
We really can’t be too careful.
Does anyone know a place like that where Trump might belong?
Oh. That’s a bummer. Guess we’ll just have to wait for the next assassin. /shrug.