I knew a woman who stopped taking birth control because of occasional headaches, and she and her husband both ended up with one that didn’t move out until 23 years later.

Yawn, this old asshole is so damned tiring.

Dear God, the unimaginable corruption in this administration, and absolutely nobody with the authority to stop it is even pretending anything matters. America died when my idiot relatives decided this would be better than the uppity lady in a pants suit.

Which is possibly the most American thing somebody could do today.

That’s not really fair: Giddens could make coughing up phlegm sound amazing.

He was by no means the saint that the GOP has made him out to be over the past decades, but Reagan would not have stomached today’s MAGA movement.

Weird. Mussolini’s greatest achievement was at a gas station.

I’m not celebrating it, but I am lamenting a system that makes it seem inevitable:

The other half are as dumb as a bag of hammer.

That’s right. Just one hammer. With measles.

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Elon could easily buy enough of the Senate to have Individual 1 removed at long last.

Musk wants his money back! I’d vote to let him return his purchase in this case.

Why are there still 10s of any users on that hellwash of a platform?

White Castle was — until that movie — largely unknown in many areas of the U.S. So yes, until the scene in which they finally reach White Castle, I held out hope that it would indeed be worth the trip.

The fact that it was, well, just a White Castle made it wholly relatable to anyone who ever had those late-night cravings, though.

It’s also about disappearing people with multi-syllable surnames.

And livestream it.

I find the entire MAGA movement obscene. Lock them up.

So… pretty much Mar-a-Lardo.

Palm Beach, Florida, has made a fortune importing — and then exporting — toxic waste. Maybe they could go there.

And all of this hardship was not only preventable, but was actively brought on by the nonsensical actions of one 34-count felony fraudster. This is a needless, government-induced crisis that rests squarely on the shoulders of a cowardly Congress that refuses to do its job while a madman destroys the economy.