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Or at least a razor sharp copy of an Ayn Rand book.

It’s an old hacky joke

It’s so odd. I watched the whole thing. Nothing is taken out of context here. He just took a dump on Puerto Rico. Supposedly, he originally was going to call Kamala Harris a cunt, but they were like no no take that out but leave the shitty Puerto Rico joke in. It just seems like he stepped out of his lane by not understanding he was at a political rally where the stakes are different. He was hilarious at the roast of Tom Brady. Too bad he had to go full fascist.

A good reminder to cancel PlayStation plus.

To be fair fuckface 45, is a disgusting, con artist, rapist, mushroom-shaped penis’ed, pile of burning excrement in some wonderful orange make-up that’s totally normal for an 80 year old man. He also loves the phantom of the Opera which is perhaps the most offensive thing about home.

Thanks MVP

Meh, get a mister. It’s much more fun.

Also, he doesn’t like people fuckin’ with the lights during a scene.

No, no. Bullshit absolutist.

I know right. He knew that was the best way to play Skyrim. This game looks bad ass.

It’s so weird that YouTube is their second most profitable venture after adsense. It’s like they thought, we have a virtual monopoly on internet ads, Internet video, and web browsers. Let’s combine their power to make people watch non stop ads while tracking them worse than the CIA. Then, let’s be very surprised when people don’t like us and we get hit with antitrust lawsuits. Fuck Google.

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The doctor had a tear in his eye. He said that “was the greatest colon he’s ever seen”. Much better than crooked Joe’s colon. Beautiful colon. He also said that I had the most bigly penis he’s ever seen.

Is this a response to the fact that they may not get paid for having Google as their default search engine? If so, I worry about a bunch of Linux distributions. It’s ironic that a company’s toxic virtual monopoly was paying for so much open software.

Wild ride to the last two words of the title. It could have gone either way.

Also, tinfoil and ghost shop is pretty cool if you have a hacked switch.

YSK, finding and installing mobi files are easy. Also, keeping your Kindle in airplane mode prevents ads. Fuck Amazon. Calibre is a great open source piece of software.

The PS5 was such a disappointing mispurchase. I was so excited to finally get one… It just doesn’t feel like any major improvement over a PS4. It is just gathering dust except for the occasional Blu-ray movie.

Sometimes there’s a positive story that just makes your day. I bet those lawyers were expensive!

But, you don’t understand the toilet. The toilet cannot be monetized if we cannot see you taking a poo. Changing the glass doors will completely kill a trillion dollar industry.