Trump is nearly 80-years-old, loves steak and Big Macs, was hospitalized with Covid-19, and has been shot, but has maintained his health is fine
Since Donald Trump first emerged on the scene of American politics in 2015, he has refused to provide a glimpse into his medical records.
If Trump, 78, succeeds in November, he will become the oldest person ever to serve as president, ousting the current record-holder, Joe Biden. When his potential second term ends, he will be 82 years old.
Despite his advanced age, Trump has refused to provide any glimpse into his records. When asked about his health in 2015, he provided a four-paragraph letter from his doctor, who claimed he would be the “healthiest person ever elected to the presidency.”
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It’s attached to his tax returns and under his healthcare plan.
He has concepts of medical records.
Healthcare plan is being audited by the IRS
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And it was probably glass
There’s actually a very good video where it shows that it was almost certainly the holster of the agent’s gun that he scraped his ear on. Lines up perfectly
Got the link?
An owie. A boo-boo at worst.
Is there even a scar?
It’s possible. I have done a shit load of piercings and they seem to scar pretty easy, at least mine. At the same time though, they heal very fast, and it was a graze from a bit of glass. It could go either way
Glass would also make a much cleaner cut than a bullet, drastically reducing the time to heal
My money is on him having and STI that will show up in his health records. There’s no other reason he would hide it. In fact if he was perfectly healthy as he claims, he would have been the first one to release it and then brag about it 24x7
Or he just wasn’t able to pass the dementia test.
So, comparing his attempt to avoid/cure STDs to a famous loss…
The main reason he’s hiding it is because he wants to be treated like a god by his followers.
But let’s be honest: he’s going to release a false report if push comes to shove.
He has no upside to release his health records. Or tax record.
The doctor had a tear in his eye. He said that “was the greatest colon he’s ever seen”. Much better than crooked Joe’s colon. Beautiful colon. He also said that I had the most bigly penis he’s ever seen.
Also, what ever happened with his taxes he said he would release as soon as his imaginary audit was over? It would be nice to finally prove to his supporters that he is a lying con-man who was never the billionaire he claimed he was.
I thought someone already leaked his taxes, and it confirmed what we already knew
Now we just need someone to leak his medical records
People that care about facts already know what it would say
What records has he ever released?
Record losses, or so I hope.
His frontal lobes must look like Swiss cheese.
Let’s taste them.
Let’s taste them.
MFW Trump Derangment Syndrome is real and it’s a prion disease.
Is that you, RFK?
You want CJD? Because that’s how you get CJD.
Not me. I got my DNA tested and I’m not carrying the zombie gene. It’s kind of like how some people don’t like cilantro. But I hope you enjoy it.
I just woke up, still in a haze, that was my first comment of the day. It can only get better from here.
I believe in you
That makes one of us.
Two. I believe in you, as well. You’ve got spunk kid, we just need to focus on either gross OR scientific, probably not both at the same time when it comes to Trump.
You’ve got spunk kid, …
Definitely not a kid, and I have some bad news about spunk when you get old.
Bet the fucker has prions so thats a no from me dawg
Lazy prions taking their fucking time.
He could beat Lincoln’s record of oldest president to be assassinated by over 20 years. If that happens then the run is basically dead – whose gonna be older and a bigger piece of shit? That’s TAS only.
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Now I’m imagining the sound of Mitch doing a BLJ. Thanks for that.
If he just died before the election that’s still best case scenario. Vance would flop against Harris and the coup attempts would have a bit less juice and fervor, I would hope. I don’t even know if the GOP could hold together if that happened
I think that’s why they were hoping for an assassination.
They could have gone full “do it for Him!” and got them all riled up.
It’s a bit less exciting when he dies on the toilet, although no doubt it’d painted as a far-left Jewish trans-agenda toilet that killed him, rather than 70 years of awful diet choices.
Crying 45 will pay a doctor to lie…again.
hate to wish it on anyone but i hope he croaks before election day
Can you imagine the conspiracy theories! I hope he lives long enough to lose.
poor people of Springfield, relegated to eating medical records
Does he have to? Seems like a weird peer pressure thing to invade his privacy.
