Only until Trump is no longer the GOP’s darling. As soon as his grip on the Republican party’s balls is no longer all-encompassing, it’ll turn out that nobody ever really liked him or knew him at all and they actually were never really with him to begin with. Donald who again?
And even if he had been found guilty of a crime, then it would just have been a rigged trial. Innocence thus proven. Checkmate, laws.
Hey! HEY! That is a vile insinuation! They’d never do that and also they only suppress votes for the other party and those don’t count anyway, so what if they do it when it’s perfectly fine seeing how they could never win if they allowed the election to be run fairly, and in conclusion, voter suppression is great and everybody should do it (except for non-republicans).
Wait, what were we talking about again?
But he has money. If you’re rich, they let you do it.
“Stop or I will yell ‘stop’ again!”
More likely scenario:
People vote politicians who’ve been bribed to use taxpayer money to fast-track research into ways to enable AI to make people dependent on corporations while keeping the people docile and then squeezing them for all their money which is then used to enable the lifestyle in the comic for the corporation top knobs while keeping the wage-slaves free-market-empowered labourers too fed to die but too hungry to think about anything other than being grateful for the scraps they are allowed by their AI-fuelled overlords.
So basically the status quo, only now with AI. Yayy.
The Earth is round, so if you photograph straight ahead along the curvature of the planet, you can even photograph yourself from behind.
Flat-Earth theory disproved.
At least they can finally admit that they are not a car company.
Seems a bit far-fetched.
I mean Palpatine is a well-respected politician. Their kind wouldn’t lie. He has said himself that his side are the good guys, what more proof do you want?
Eh, just throw them over your shoulder and you’re good to go.
Your mom.
Wait, that doesn’t make any sense.
Wait, it not masking any sense has never deterred anyone from making a your mom joke, so it’s fine after all.
Wait, that’s actually a pretty grim appraisal of the state of what is considered to be humorous.
In that case, I’ll go with my sweatpants instead, if I may.
“Of course it was cost-intensive to program an engine that will render every single eyelash at a resolution that will require the player to buy an additional graphics card for each eyelash concurrently on-screen, but now we only need twelve and a half billion people to buy, no, what am I saying, to pre-order and pre-pay the Ultra-Super-Deluxe-Collector’s Edition and we’ll start to turn a profit.”
Are you telling me that the inventor of Jizz music would intentionally hide uncouth things in his movies? I’m sorry, but that seems rather far-fetched.
What, you think I’m kidding?
Don’t worry, no danger of killing real people in the Middle East. All the “collateral damage” will be brown people, not Americans. They’ll have all the kinks ironed out and will make sure that the AI doesn’t hurt white targets before the technology is distributed to every national police district.
I wish this post even deserved a /s.
Did the missiles blindfold him and then stab him in the back five times?
Plus whatever FOX happens to vomit up that day.
The regular process would be:
have idea for easy solution to known problem
think it through
realise that there more factors at play that would lead to other problems
Trump reaches stage 1 on a good day.
To be fair, he probably meant that only cops should be allowed to use violence with impunity, certainly not the… wink wink nudge nudge… “urban people”.
“Fuck that particular con, I have a president in my pocket now.”