How much does it cost to keep a lawyer on retainer?

Frozen onions?

Honestly, rich people are pretty shitty themselves.

What is the strongest chicken you can get in North Korea? What country does it come from?

Proof that they are North Korean!

Google now reserves the right to “be evil”.

Open the pod bay doors HAL.

I’m sorry Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.

But only if that sexual odor is “pronounced”

What do you love about Kanazawa? Should I visit there?

All the houses where I live are being built by immigrants.

A confident gait.

It never occurred to me to feel repressed because I can’t walk around with a meat cleaver, but now it’s on my mind.

Strictly Ballroom, Baz’ first film

OnePlus charges so fast this isn’t a problem anymore

There is also a slight shortage of carbon dioxide, she said, a key element of greenhouse production

Huh?

Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitors, ie antidepressants like Prozac

This somehow reminds me of stories from Byzantine military history

When I was a kid, we would spell out “dirty words” in people’s phone numbers and call saying we were from the “Telephone Number Decency League”. We’d say the naughty word thier number could spell and encourage them to call the phone company to ask for a new phone number.

I don’t understand what any of these foods are.

1. Granola and carrots (for the fiber)
2. Leftover.spicy lentils
3. Ravioli