I still remember turning the page to start Chapter 5.

Nicole Kidman, creepy

Ben Gazara Just needs a slap

What kind of filter?

We’ll ultimately be rescued by an invading foreign army: Canada, Mexico or China.

What? Who invented the letter J?

But, getting closer every day!

Oh, I thought he was talking about US

What’s all this about the showers?

I want it that way. 19 years ago. Probably the first YouTube I ever watched.

https://youtu.be/N2rZxCrb7iU

How much does it cost to keep a lawyer on retainer?

Frozen onions?

Honestly, rich people are pretty shitty themselves.

What is the strongest chicken you can get in North Korea? What country does it come from?

Proof that they are North Korean!

Google now reserves the right to “be evil”.

Open the pod bay doors HAL.

I’m sorry Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.

But only if that sexual odor is “pronounced”

What do you love about Kanazawa? Should I visit there?

All the houses where I live are being built by immigrants.