Only 90’s kids will remember

Send the sound to the eyes and watch them vibrate like hypnotoad.

The people of the moon crave freedom from an unspecified tyrant.

While it’s obviously weird to want the bill of rights and declaration of independence in your Bible; let me just say, if your goal is to convert kids to Christianity, the KJV bible is just completely opaque to children that don’t normally read 17th century literature.

Steven Spielberg was the producer on Boom Blox for the Wii.

If you get a chance, she’s absolutely amazing in Gosford Park from 2001.

It’s odd that I find this incredibly encouraging. It tells me that for all the negative coverage, the protests must be working.

I’ve been thinking about why the assassination attempts have only just now started. I wonder if they become more likely when a politician or celebrity is seen as weakening in favor as opposed to when they are on the rise.

And multi-winner ranked choice with larger districts makes gerrymandering much less impactful.

He spent a lot of his presidency watching Fox News and ignoring his briefings. Staff figured out pretty quickly that he likes pictures and compliments and tried to use those to help him get through minutes of material.

But there is surely room between “controlled by the government” and “not accountable for the content on its platform.”

Imagine trying to find shoes that don’t look like clown shoes when your toes are that spread.

In Albany, Georgia on July 20th, 2023, the relative humidity at 94 F was 54%. As someone who’s experienced dry heat vs humidity, I wanted to offer that context. Sweating just doesn’t cool you down as the humidity rises.

That’s why there’s been no reboot or sequel. We’re only just now catching up to the futuristic levels of depravity he foresaw.

In my opinion, Enkidu was the first Pokémon.

It would be more bearable if they didn’t all high five.

In the election that Huckabee-Sanders won, she was up against Chris Jones, an MIT graduate with a masters in nuclear engineering and a PhD in urban planning and an ordained minister. My fellow Arkansans voted for the woman who didn’t show up to the debate and spent most of her time out of the state hanging around Fox News. I don’t think my state deserves Foghorn Leghorn if we could get him.

Steeling myself to walk into the E V E N T C E N T E R

Wonder Park was a bland, risk-averse animated film in 2019. A little girl’s imaginary theme park (and coping mechanism for her grief) actually exists. Remake it as an ongoing animated series.

They were basically illegal until 1982. It was considered, and I believe still is, market manipulation.