How are your days 40+ hours long
Big ass-titties
CoD and Assassin’s Creed popularised selling the same fucking game 20 times
I’m so fucking tires
Pantheon or something idk I use herbslutwn
Your case of choice + 90° rotation
Why the fuck is the wolf getting skinned
Close encounters of the third kind
You can’t upgrade a Macbook’s ram, you need to replace the whole machine
My RAM goes back to unicorn puke each time I turn my computer on.
It took me a while to realise you are talking about your e-book reader and not your Nintendo e-reader
Hi Names!!! How are you doing?
I had a Motorola until I broke the screen and pierced the battery trying to change the screen and damn do I miss the headphone port
Install LineageOS on it
Can confirm. Everyone in Québec has a mononc(uncle) Réjean who is like the 5th biggest maple syrup producer in the world.
Why would you being trans affect the person having sex with your doctor?
I had to re-read because a Middle-Earther Muslim doesn’t seem very common
Computers, model kits, model trains, legos, road biking, mountain biking <br> Im fucked
Now I’m imagining a human faux-skin blanket