Yolo is the county. My friends and I would always shout it while driving by the sign.

Damn, guess they’ll have to point the hurricanes at Texas or something

Well said.

Why would he do this when democrats can control the weather?

Probably singles. -5° and 5° isn’t much of a swing. Don’t think I could hang at -425°.

Really, every food is a soup

8 year olds, dude

He has all the cards but everyone is playing chess

It’s an AK, it works better when you treat it like shit

Sometimes my wife’s boyfriend lets me play his Nintendo Switch

“Meow what do you say you do here?”

Baseball: make steroids mandatory

TV remote, and it doesn’t wrap around to the other side of the letter box.

Definitely should have been an alarm call. Back when I had alarm access at an old job, one camera had power issues, which prompted a call from the alarm company at 3 am. For about a week straight until it got fixed.

Smegma

What does terry crews have to do with this song?

Wear some clothes. Most places won’t like it if you show up naked.

I don’t, personally. As long as you aren’t hurting anyone, I don’t care what you believe. Its your life to live, do what you want with it.

Military Industrial Complex

At the rate IPv6 adoption is going, I wouldn’t get my hopes up.