It’s probably more cost effective to run Azure Services on Linux machines than Windows machines.

When Carplay doesn’t auto start

Then each of their relatives or families becomes vengeful and likely homicidal. You have to do it right and end their entire bloodlines. Even the innocent ones. Anakin style. Lessons from Queen of Fables. Totally not the evil thing to do. The empire did nothing wrong.

Phone makers: hmm this isn’t selling. Guess we’ll only make phones that look like and do the exact same things as every other phone.

*Spends 30 minutes trying to find a song*
What? I don’t do good under pressure. Oh, maybe Under Pressure… hmm… nah… I mean it’s good, but thematically isn’t matching 100%.

There are many good answers, but this is the perfect one.

*Looks at maps of the US*
“I don’t understand”

“It’s my dying wish. You gotta!”

I can see my spouse facepalming when reading my will.

I found it chronologically confusing. ,final report_v4_printout_version had a more recent timestamp and references things that don’t even appear in ,fr_v5_ffrtotu. Is it a different timeline or something?

Good human

Fighting Type OP

Spouse at 7:00 AM: “Why do only some of the house lights work and there’s no hot water?”

Me: “You know that quick fix I was working on last night. Well, umm, one thing led to another aaaand… Umm… Just so you know, your phone is using mobile data because the wifi is out.”

If the door is moving 1 meter per second, you are relatively moving 1 m/s towards the door even if you are stationary on the ground. You pass and, although you are still stationary to the ground, you are still moving 1 m/s in the same direction relative to the door. The door is the frame of reference, not the ground.

A significantly larger chunk of my taxes are being used to subsidize military killing machines for wars outside my country. I got complaints, but a library ain’t one.

That chart looks like it uses the federal poverty line. A sweeping guideline to cover all of the US.

People dislike a greedy business.
Start a humble competing business.
Greedy business falls in line or fails.
Competing business now free to push profits, becoming greedy business.
People dislike a greedy business.

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