Going to make it a priority to introduce the poo of other animals into my vernacular.

“Did you see that performance last night? Absolutely yakshit!”

Just a little fun fact: the color was actually named after the fruit and not the other way around :D

“The word “orange” came into English from the Old French “pomme d’orenge”, which referred to the fruit.”

There are still blackberries though…

Congratulations on your five new cats!

A light sleeper just means that your sleep is easily disturbed by small changes in your surroundings (like the turn of a doorknob, a car passing by outside, a text message to a phone on vibrate). There isn’t a strict criteria for it.

Teleguard, not Telegram

I use Signal, and I’ve read that Session and Teleguard are also good alternatives.

Either people who see positive results equate “more” with “better”, or plastic surgery doesn’t fix the underlying insecurities and self-scrutiny that caused them to get it in the first place.

The shower is my happy place. Why would you possibly want to add stress to it? :D

This is what happens when you feed one after midnight.

I’m more surprised it took them this long. Thankfully there are already many decent alternative messaging apps.