The toilet paper is correctly installed

Burn down one crack house, five more open up

“Take a bad picture of the PC screen” is also missing

Imagine using pacman instead of emerge

You’re still ahead of the game.

Never stopped exercising so my body works fine. That’s all that works though.

Olive oil isn’t real. It’s just a mafia scam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8mD2hsxrhQ

This happened often enough to him that I did find him a little funny

Most likely to be late because everyone assumes you’re a cop? I don’t think the cyber dumpster is there yet.

Works on Grampa’s machine and he can’t even figure out how how to unlock an iPhone. Which is ‘stare at it’ last I checked.

Linux has been ready since 2008. Literally not had a single real problem since Ubuntu 7.10 kept turning my monitor off while booting. Everything just works and has for 17 years now.

Every problem I see people have now (IRL not online) is ‘I don’t like the default theme’ tier nonsense.

“Automate the boring stuff with python” to start. As an added bonus you’ll have more downtime as you go.

Just need to frame it right. Facebook is full of <insert country they don’t like> propaganda, frendica is much harder to not.

Pixelfed is also good enough that Zuck is actively blocking it, so we’ve got one.

Friendica for Facebook

Pixelfed for Instagram

Loops for Tiktok maybe, Haven’t tried either though

Choice of XMPP/Signal/Element for whatsapp

The computer ran SolarOS, which I would have assumed was SunOS/Solaris.

Someone in Maine seems to have failed to ID the moon last week, so Jersey isn’t doing so bad.

Why isn’t Manjaro the one in the meme?