No, I just can’t think of a C64 as new.

So the ‘new’ commodores?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NjFxjFNxfk

That’s just one of the many things you can do at Zombocom

As I recall there is already an emacs command for that. C-x M-c M-Butterfly

biblically accurate keyboards?

Probably of you mod it right

I’ve seen worse TBH

Whats the issue? They didn’t say they would cook WELL for you.

Public transit attracts New Yorkers, just look at New York. Do you want New Yorkers on top of your other issues? The incessant Budda Bings and Budda Booms at all hours of the day and night?

I only ever did it to family & friends

So Alabama style?

Get your hand off my spacetime manifold!

They why do I need to use the CLI to fix my mother’s Mac at least 3 times a year?

Error 418: I am a teapot

The toilet paper is correctly installed

Burn down one crack house, five more open up

“Take a bad picture of the PC screen” is also missing

Imagine using pacman instead of emerge

You’re still ahead of the game.