Probably of you mod it right

I’ve seen worse TBH

Whats the issue? They didn’t say they would cook WELL for you.

Public transit attracts New Yorkers, just look at New York. Do you want New Yorkers on top of your other issues? The incessant Budda Bings and Budda Booms at all hours of the day and night?

I only ever did it to family & friends

So Alabama style?

Get your hand off my spacetime manifold!

They why do I need to use the CLI to fix my mother’s Mac at least 3 times a year?

Error 418: I am a teapot

The toilet paper is correctly installed

Burn down one crack house, five more open up

“Take a bad picture of the PC screen” is also missing

Imagine using pacman instead of emerge

You’re still ahead of the game.

Never stopped exercising so my body works fine. That’s all that works though.

Olive oil isn’t real. It’s just a mafia scam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8mD2hsxrhQ

This happened often enough to him that I did find him a little funny

Most likely to be late because everyone assumes you’re a cop? I don’t think the cyber dumpster is there yet.

Works on Grampa’s machine and he can’t even figure out how how to unlock an iPhone. Which is ‘stare at it’ last I checked.