Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.
Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).
The toilet paper is loaded backwards
Every time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it
I’m pretty sure this was a contributing factor in my parents divorce.
As a cat owner, you’ll never catch my rolls in this blasphemous position. Kitty’s getting misted if he confuses hanging TP as a toy
So it would look like you are chest deep in a toilet. It’s the way I prefer it anyway.
ahaha I love how the only one getting shit everywhere is literally Drumpf. Accurate.
none of these there’s not enough crying
Cat owner… my stupid bois have found a way to empty the roll even when it’s placed like that. Nothing is safe.
if not cat owner
Bend the cardboard roll on the inside so it becomes oval-shaped. That way it doesn’t keep unrolling if they pull on it
That would not stop a cat
The toilet paper is correctly installed
A bonus is you can invite your dental hygienist over and have your teeth cleaned while you work
chokes to death on coffee
Dies by monitor to face
At least he died doing what he loved. Being in a Teams call about interdepartmental efficiencies.
the startup i worked for got bought by a mega corp. They taught us devs how to use some intranet forms to order things we needed like keyboards and mice. These items would get approved or rejected by the engineering manager and it was pretty straightforward.
I put a request into the system for one of these (well one very similar, the Scorpion) thinking my boss would see the $50k request and jokingly refuse it.
What i did not know was that any request over a certain dollar amount triggered a review, by sending the request to my bosses boss. And over ANOTHER amount it did it again. I got a talking to but it was worth it to imagine the face on some VP seeing a dev try to order a $50k chair
I bet they were laughing too before pretending to be mad
yeah, i bet they were trying to think of ways to reject it for op but approve it for themselves
this does no look confortable
If you use both hands to type the mouse would either fall off or be damgling from its cord
I think it’s a trackball stuck in place but I could be wrong
Congratulations, you made it worse.
Indeed even worse
Use a trackball and tape the base to the desk?
Tiny jet engine that thrusts uphill to counteract gravity whenever your hand isn’t on the mouse
Electromagnets engage when you release the mouse.
Can get a dental cleaning during meetings, awesome
Combining “company quarterly review” with “dental cleaning”, while time efficient, is a kind of sensory combo that’s right up there with “nuts and gum”. Sounds great until you think it through a bit.
Edit: I’ve actually done the latter by accident. 1/10 - “I don’t know what I expected.”
“nuts and gum”
together at last!
Doubles as a hospital baby delivery bed, so you can work through labor.
Oh America, what will you think up next?
thud oh sorry, brb… my mouse just slid off my table.
You would probably want a wired mouse for this one… maybe it would work like a bungee?
Or a trackball mouse that’s secured in place.
I think someone should invent a magnetic mouse
Why isn’t this the standard?
Because the mouse falls off the table the second you start typing.
Magnetic mouse?
A trackball mouse attached to the desk is the obvious solution. Velcro would work.
This is why you have the mouse grafted to the employee’s hand for optimal efficiency
Magnets, bro, how do they work? /s
trackball mouse solves this probelm, been using one for years and it’s a game changer for weird setups like this lol
Good luck getting up to pee.
Plenty of places to hang a catheter
they make these things called condom catheters
I wish I didn’t know what words are.
it’s not a sounding tool, it’s a “i have significant trouble getting or staying up, or significant trouble with urinary continence, or both: and have a penis, and do not want to use a traditional catheter” tool. dad used them when he was dying and losing control of (all of) his muscles so he wouldn’t wet the bed at night at 65. it’s basically a condom that, instead of having a little bubble for semen at the end, it has a non-inserted catheter, so you can urinate into it. they make at-home catheter management a lot easier, as foleys only safely last a month to my knowledge.
But the desk blocks me from accessing my penis???
There’s a peripheral for that.
This is a poorly designed masturbatorium
Nap?! This is not the place for a nap
You can’t see it so you probably wouldn’t be aware of its existence
I would just fall asleep
That looks a lot more expensive than just a VR headset and a recliner or bed you likely already own. And in VR you can pick whether it’s 3 monitors, or one seamless curved triple-wide, no matter what you own in real life. And you can keep the monitor(s) with you when you stand up if you want.
But, what I’m curious about… how is this a “shoes on” occasion?
But, what I’m curious about… how is this a “shoes on” occasion?
Work dress code.
Hehe, fair.
Buddy I just did that today from my bed threw the laptop aside and slept 30 minutes more. Luckly I don’t use my cam for meetings.
For when you really need to post on Lemmy from the dentist’s chair.
