You thought you were in control?

Don’t “try” to fall asleep (it is involuntary), just make the safe & comfortable feelings so your mind knows it is okay to fall asleep.

Move the emphasis and we have a deal! Cos-monix

Ru-nix

Henceforth, when walking on a frozen lake or river, one must declare that the floor is lava!

Perhaps you meant to say that ices are crystals?

Why is the “three hours” notable, isn’t that kinda Rogan’s format?

Email is fundamentally broken, we need to start over.

Maybe something to do with vapor pressure?

Just download the podcast from the source. Ads are injected by 3rd parties.

A series of coffee tubes!

Sorry if you took that as a literal accusation, it was meant to be some light-hearted McCarthyism satire cast upon this whole sad state of affairs.

100% of wordpress™ users in recent poll agree that…

Are you now, or have you ever been… a WP Engine customer?

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…and we all know what that advantage can do! (Covertly looks in IE’s direction)

Brain updates? Now with integrated thought-crime prevention using AI-safety training data.

Why has nobody mentioned package managers? I can’t be the only one who cares about that…

They show a phone on life support, so maybe they dumped it from RAM?

Seems like asking for trouble… and law suits.